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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   November 12th 2010, 01:23

A friend of mine sent me a mail this morning to make me smile and I couldn't resist to share it here Very Happy

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Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness
And kindness.

One afternoon, the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.


As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom!


When she returned
With tea and scones,
They began to chat.


The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter'

If you don't send this
To five GOOD friends
Right away
There will be
Five fewer people
Smiling in the world.

well, I think it deserves more then 5 smiles geek

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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   November 17th 2010, 08:15

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There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Mike, a medium sized, handsome, extremely (?) sexy, early middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...

on one condition..."


Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said.... "Clean my house."


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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   November 22nd 2010, 23:39

It is not easy to be a rogue on Turkey's fest Laughing poor little Anri







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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   November 24th 2010, 03:29

I'm not sure if it is fun, but somehow it is positive at the end.. in my opinion Smile

Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlpEOaLyx1s&feature=player_embedded#!

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDpgzpd16I&feature=player_embedded#!

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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   December 4th 2010, 01:03

Concho wrote:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

Was searching for those for quite a long time now Razz. Pure awesome Razz.

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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   December 4th 2010, 08:41

Nobody can resist cat videos either. Njoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA goat cats



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1f4JUDChdk goat cats with lazers - special effects versions



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJQG6V1MOVY
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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   December 6th 2010, 18:01

Ok, gnomes, you were right Very Happy they have never been that many Laughing




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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   December 7th 2010, 01:33

The horror! Hopefully when I get back from work they would've leveled and moved on a bit at least. My delivery guy just passed Smile. They were punctual, I'm surprised.

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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   December 12th 2010, 23:47

Be more hardcore, dammit! His girlfriend has really nice... parts of the body though Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Keep smiling :)   January 7th 2011, 16:56

I saw him!!!!!!!








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